1) I haven't been able to come up with anything decent,
2) I'm too insecure about my works/kink to scan it.
And before anyone says anything, it's not because of Internet trolls. Rather, it's because I'm trying to hide this stuff from my family, and since I don't exactly get the best privacy when on a comp, I have to wait until everyone's out before I can scan anything.
As for the suggestions/requests, I'm afraid I'll have to cancel them, due to the above reason(s). I'll still take commissions, since I at least have the excuse of "I'm getting paid for this, and since it's not actually pornographic, I'm willing to do it". For a general idea of the prices, go here.